YOU MIGHT BE A SENIOR ADULT IF....

...You've ever excepted the senior discount at a fast food restaurant.
...You think bunnies are small rabbits, and rabbits are not Volkswagens.
...You were born before Cheerios, instant coffee, decaffeinated anything, and McDonald's were ever heard of.
...You took an early retirement from your work.
...Your knees buckle but your belt won't.
...Everything hurts and what don't hurt doesn't work.
...When you bend over to tie your shoelaces and you think, is there anything else I ought to do, while I'm down here?
...You're a man; more hair grows out of your ears than on your head.
...When a handsome man or pretty woman passes by and you don't notice.
...You ever prayed for a good prune juice harvest.
...You ever dropped a dime and paid someone a nickel to pick it up.
...You remember when timesharing meant togetherness not computers, and a chip was a piece of wood.
...You remember when hardware meant hard wear, and software wasn't even a word.
...Your schedule allows you to go with us.